I'm not really the type of person you're looking for, for that. [ He pauses, though, and considers his options. ] ...I might be able to put you in touch with some people who could pool together resources like this, though.

Do you know a guy named Sanguinius? Can't really miss him. Huge, gold armor, wings. [ Said with as much seriousness as he can muster. ] I can't believe I just introduced him like that.