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After all the tricks, does this place really expect me to open a box sitting innocently under the Christmas tree I didn't even help set up, just because it has my name on it?

[ There is a pause as he considers it. ] Right. I didn't think so.


((OOC: Action open to housemates and/or any guests for that morning, or anyone who would reasonably stop by 840 Hastings.))

Date: 2011-12-30 12:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notawhale.livejournal.com
No. Blending in is the first step to a normal, easy life.

Date: 2011-12-30 06:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notawhale.livejournal.com
[If leers could transfer...]

That's what they advertise, isn't it?


Anyway, I said "a step", not a surefire path.

Date: 2011-12-30 09:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notawhale.livejournal.com
[...]

...especially since it doesn't seem to work.

Date: 2011-12-31 08:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notawhale.livejournal.com
Sure I can. Do you know what happened to the last guys I blamed?

Date: 2012-01-01 04:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notawhale.livejournal.com
[There's an uncomfortable silence and then...



She laughs.

THIS IS NOT COMFORTING EITHER]


No, it wasn't anything like that. I didn't do anything other than call them a pervert, pervert.

Date: 2012-01-02 12:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notawhale.livejournal.com
Ogling a girl's breasts is perverted enough.

[Not that she... doesn't flaunt them. Or outright tell people she doesn't wear a bra. Medaka Box, why so messed up?]

Date: 2012-01-02 02:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notawhale.livejournal.com
It's okay. Plenty of perverts go on to be successful despite their condition.

[...like her brother. And her sisters. And probably herself.]

Date: 2012-01-02 04:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notawhale.livejournal.com
You're right. If it was a disorder, I could probably cure it.

Date: 2012-01-02 05:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notawhale.livejournal.com
If you insist, pervert. [PRETTY MUCH JUST MESSING WITH HIM]

Well, there's a really easy way to find that out...

Date: 2012-01-02 06:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notawhale.livejournal.com
Well, we could always leave it closed. A kind of "Schrodinger's Present", if you will. You are both avoiding the worst possible gift and forgoing the best possible gift at the same time.

Date: 2012-01-02 08:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notawhale.livejournal.com
Well, if you compare the best and worst things they could possibly give you, is the net value worth opening it?

Date: 2012-01-02 11:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notawhale.livejournal.com
Then, probabilities being equal, your course is clear - well, if anything, probabilities based on other reactions are in your favor even.

Date: 2012-01-03 08:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notawhale.livejournal.com
Tell me what it is; after arguing about it so long, I have to admit I'm curious.

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